SSPFSP - YAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

EMMA ~ try not to cry to hard (jks jks) I'll miss you so much, ESPECIALLY your love life and I look forward to hearing oodles and oodles of van virgin stories and JK stories, so please, don't hide anything!!! Enjoy having Katie all to yourself because when I get back SHE'S MINE!!!
KATE ~ What can I say??? You're the best!!! I'm going to miss you so much, but get ready, cause when I come back, I'm gonna kick your ass at soccer~!!! Just joking, but I will provide stellar dee!!! (thats how i'm writing the shortform for defence) I'm gonna miss your quirkiness!!
INGRID ~ Between prepping for the SSPFSP, talking nonstop, sitting in the bathtub, watching your year of bfs (you and emma...tsk tsk, make up your minds!!-i guess you did!) and listening to you go hyper on us, my life will seriously be quieter in France (I guess I'll appreciate the noise all the more when I come home!) and seriously, don't worry about Jeremiah Vladdick something something gerster-gluzmann-martin-ness....he'll be just fine, he grows well and he kicks like a.....the word eludes me.
ALISA ~ the "newbie" - as lame as this might sound, I'll miss you so much because everyone will be getting to know you and I've only just started...shucks..Anyhow....have fun, happy sweet sixteen (i shall never stop saying that!!) and take care of Emma and Kate. See you in three with loads of French goodies and pressies
EVERYONE ELSE ....alas, my hand is getting tired of typing, but I shall severely miss all of you as well!!!! And I look forward (déja) to seeing you all in three months!!!
adieu.